Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Old Cabbage at Sea

Thank you Kraken, for straitening me out. There are a few topics on the table. I must catch my breath from all of the excitement and make a list. You at home may of course use your own prefered organizational technique. But in the name of all things decent:


1. You are a fool to believe that cheap perfume doesn't stink like Chanel on an old cabbage at sea

2. Deborah Gibson is a dolt compared to teenage nemesis Tiffany

46. A 7th grade Kraken is a fine specimen of all things adoleSCENT


electric blue is my favorite color,

pearl

1 comment:

  1. Is "Old Cabbage" a euphemism for an old dusty husk of a woman?

    xox

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